In all of her years in journalism, the Dawn Jogger could not imagine writing the “headline” that accompanies this post. First, a confession: when she snapped this photo shortly after dawn this morning, she thought someone had just done a chalk outline of a person on the San Mateo Dr. bike bridge. She felt lucky that a person jogged by her as she thought the isolated foot gave the photograph interest.

But it wasn’t until late this afternoon when she finally uploaded the photo that she realized the chalk figure appeared to be urinating. Why draw a urinating chalk figure? Why on this bridge that crosses San Francisquito Creek? Those are the questions of the day…